Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Escalator Riders

I saw something pretty cool today. Nothing too outrageous, but I dug it anyway.

A little old woman with a cane in hand, walking, that's right, fucking walking up the stairs of the escalator. She was holding a fucking cane, and still walked! Nobody walks on the fucking escalator anymore. But I think that's sort of symbolic of this generation's attitude, and why all the slow girls slouched over on the escalator at Metrotown every day are either obese or anorexic.

That little old lady is going to live to 100. Awesome. I wanted to high five, or fist-punch or something, but that's just what would happen in the movie version.

"That fucking kid... is back... on that goddamn escalator!"

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